The International Circus announces that it has recovered all 36 clowns.

The International Circus, which on May 9 alerted the authorities to the fact that the trailers where the clowns, weirdos and the woman with the beard lived were found empty, today announced to the police that they can stop the search: everyone has returned to the circus. Vasile Bănescu, the spokesperson of the International Circus, makes a semantic and factual analysis of the event that extirpates reflexes and moral values, then says: "Cabrón! In the morning of May 9, we were surprised to see that it was not. Honestly, I was sure that in 3 days they will reappear like any self-respecting clown. From May 12, I admit, I started to have some emotions that maybe I thought like a fool in a bazacony, but here the miracle happened anyway. We are happy to announce that from this morning all the clowns, the freaks, the woman with the beard and Theodor Andrei are in their place, ready to delight the public."